My post title is not about the floods that the citizens of Rantau Panjang experienced seasonally. I'm talking about the water they drink.
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Hmmm, is there something in it? Has the budu factory upstream of Rantau Panjang town been leaking its product into the river (wakakaka)? Please read my 2006 post Has Aphrodisiac Budu Been Responsible?
Or is Rantau Panjang the licentious capital of Malaysia?
I asked because a woman MP from PAS had very recently suggested that the government enact laws to prevent women from wearing 'indecent' clothing, in order to curb sexual crimes.
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Now why do I blame the waters of Rantau Panjang for sweetie Siti Zailah's anti-indecent laws? Well, seven years ago, her parliamentary predecessor, Abdul Fatah Harun, the honourable PAS member for Rantau Panjang told parliament “If we see women who don’t have husbands and are divorced not because their husbands are dead, (it must be because) they are ‘gatal sikit’” - for more please see my 2006 post Gatal versus miang.
Wakakaka, see what I mean about the waters of Rantau Panjang!
Two PAS MPs from there obviously have sex and sweet bodies on their minds.
And that bloke Abdul Fatah Harun believed (maybe still does) that a divorcee would be licentious, lewd and lascivious when the probability of the poor divorcee being what she is could be due more to lamentable marriage relationship, like having an abusive husband and/or in-laws, financial problems worsening the marriage relationship, being discarded by ex hubby for a newer 'model', or maybe 50 years old or above a la Ibrahim Ali's mindset, etc, rather than being gatal.
Nonetheless, I am sure the voters of Rantau Panjang know what they were doing when they sent such anti-gatal anti-indecent dressing champions to federal parliament as their representatives (voice).
Hah sex, it makes the PAS world go round and round.
Hmmm, is there something in it? Has the budu factory upstream of Rantau Panjang town been leaking its product into the river (wakakaka)? Please read my 2006 post Has Aphrodisiac Budu Been Responsible?
Or is Rantau Panjang the licentious capital of Malaysia?
I asked because a woman MP from PAS had very recently suggested that the government enact laws to prevent women from wearing 'indecent' clothing, in order to curb sexual crimes.
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| Alamak, the young sweeties could be in trouble for not wearing hijab in KB Muslim women not wearing hijab have been fined |
By now it's common knowledge that one of PAS 'moral police' MPs had made the usual rant against women affairs but this time I can't label this person as a misogynist because the person is a woman.
I am of course referring to sweetie Siti Zailah Mohd Yusoff, our dear PAS MP from Rantau Panjang, who made the 'indecent clothing' statement in the Dewan Rakyat during the motion of thanks to HM for his royal address.
Sweetie alleged that the wearing by other sweeties of short pants and short dresses were among the factors for sexual crimes. Hasn't she been absolutely brilliant in her analysis of sexual crimes, coming from a part of Malaysia (and not just Kelantan) where, based on news reports, incest happens more often than in the rest of Malaysia?
The laws she wanted, preventing women wearing ‘indecent’ clothing must be her fantastic contribution to crime fighting which I have to admit our police seem to have lost control of.
Sweetie said: "This culture of women wearing short pants ... it is indecent. Take for example the dressing of stewardess."
Oh oh oh, sweetie was obviously referring to Air Asia’s uniform for the airline’s cabin crew sweethearts, and looking at the photo below, can you blame her, wakakaka.
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| the one in centre is really slutty but kinda cute wakakaka |
Siti Zailah, who is also the PAS Muslimat chief, said "Maybe this (trend) [of women wearing indecent clothing] is because BN leaders (are) bringing in artistes from (South) Korea."
Wow, she shifted her rifle scope from Air Asia girls to Psy and his team. Me personally, I prefer Korean sweeties like Oh In-Hye or Jo Yeo Jeong.
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| Oh In-Hye |
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| Jo Yeo Jeong |
About Air Asia girls I read in an Aussie online site (travel.ninemsm.com.au) that Aussie traveler Jamie enthused about those sweeties, saying: "Call me crazy, but every time I have flown Air Asia their flight attendants have been super-hot, totally made-up (sometimes borderline drag queen, but usually tasteful) and have nice figures. Strange because with a budget airline you would think they would be hags!"
Cheeky bloke. We Malaysians don’t have hags, and please don't frighten our dear esteemed Ibrahim Ali who also hails from the same part of the world as sweetie Siti Zailah, and a bloke who has declared he prefers sub-50 sweethearts because he, the defender of Islam and Malaydom, Ibrahim Ali, said 50-year old women are no longer fun.
Obviously, the remit of Perkasa extends far beyond issues of mere Malaydom, wakakaka.
Incidentally, for Aussie Jamie, we in Malaysia only have mature women. Hags once existed in Brave Scotland but only for a bloke like Macbeth, wakakaka.
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| anyone 50 years old or above? |
Now why do I blame the waters of Rantau Panjang for sweetie Siti Zailah's anti-indecent laws? Well, seven years ago, her parliamentary predecessor, Abdul Fatah Harun, the honourable PAS member for Rantau Panjang told parliament “If we see women who don’t have husbands and are divorced not because their husbands are dead, (it must be because) they are ‘gatal sikit’” - for more please see my 2006 post Gatal versus miang.
Wakakaka, see what I mean about the waters of Rantau Panjang!
Two PAS MPs from there obviously have sex and sweet bodies on their minds.
And that bloke Abdul Fatah Harun believed (maybe still does) that a divorcee would be licentious, lewd and lascivious when the probability of the poor divorcee being what she is could be due more to lamentable marriage relationship, like having an abusive husband and/or in-laws, financial problems worsening the marriage relationship, being discarded by ex hubby for a newer 'model', or maybe 50 years old or above a la Ibrahim Ali's mindset, etc, rather than being gatal.
Nonetheless, I am sure the voters of Rantau Panjang know what they were doing when they sent such anti-gatal anti-indecent dressing champions to federal parliament as their representatives (voice).
Hah sex, it makes the PAS world go round and round.
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| gorgeous Honey Lee Han-Nui, 30 years old, 5' 9" model, classical musician, actress, singer graduate of Seoul National University (bachelor degree and a masters) |