MM Online - Masterchef UK host tries to backtrack from ‘crispy’ rendang row:
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From Wikipedia:
Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae though often loosely translated as "syllables"), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on, respectively.
Looked for crispy skin
In a bowl of wonton soup
With tomato sauce
Say sayonara
It's the Saharan welcome
Like f**k you baby
How to spell crispy
It's B-O-D-O-H lah
Pandai chong budak
Meat falling apart
Like melting ice cream in sun
MasterChef my foot
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With tomato sauce
Say sayonara
It's the Saharan welcome
Like f**k you baby
How to spell crispy
It's B-O-D-O-H lah
Pandai chong budak
Meat falling apart
Like melting ice cream in sun
MasterChef my foot
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