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TMI - Duo in Johor PKR-DAP spat told to stop public row now

This article by sweetie Opalyn Mok, a TMI reporter, shows an amazing metamorphosis, where a lion became a tiger. She wrote in the above news article (last sentence): The lawyer, well-known as the Tiger of Jelutong, also asked Anwar to intercede in this matter.



How in the world did my hero, Bhai Karapl lionised (excuse the pun wakakaka) as the Lion of Gelugor, become the Tiger of Jelutong?

For a start, Jelutong is not Bhai Karpal's constituency but rather that of Jeff Ooi, also from the DAP (wakakaka, as if you don't know that).

Bhai Karpal is the current member of parliament (MP) for Gelugor, which he has been for a considerable number of parliamentary terms (save for the term following the DAP debacle in 1999, thanks to PAS and hudud).



I have been informed that the surname Singh means 'lion', intended to draw on the king of beast's great majestic courage and supposed 'divinity, thus implying 'great lion king' for each Khalsa warrior when they assume the surname of Singh.

Har singh-aasan deeoo siree gur tah baitthayouThe Lord offered His royal throne and seated the Guru upon it.

Thus 'lion' has been and continues to be the more appropriate title for Bhai Karpal. So, Opalyn darling, leave that Tiger in the tank, wakakaka.




Malaysiakini - Quit if you can't get Sulu invaders out, Hisham told

What can I say about the Bumbling Bapak Bodoh - perhaps as Confucius said, 'a picture [or photo] is worth a thousand words'.

Hisham: "Please tell those Sulus I want to rehabilitate them."
"It's my second chance as I missed out with that nice Johorean, the JI terrorist Noordin Top."


On that same Confucian thought, perhaps now with a TMI photo:

Choose one of following:

(a) Najib: WTF, wait, I thought I was in charge of BN? Mahathir who?

(b) Anwar: WTF, wait, I thought I was in charge of Pakatan? Azmin who?

(c) Hadi Awang: WTF, wait, I thought I was in charge of PAS? Nik Aziz who?

(d) Shahrizat: WTF, those look like my missing lembu! SayaaAAANG .....

(e) Hishamuddin: WTF, I thought the lembu's head was chopped off?


(f) Uthyakumar: WTF, wait, that's my Hindraf lah! Where's my mandore?

Malaysiakini - Terengganu stadium roof comes down, yet again




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