Mahathir's Citizens' Declaration or, as named by DAP's Charles Santiago. a "rushed document" without considering how to restore Malaysia's public institutions allegedly destroyed by Mahathir (judiciary, police, civil service, etc, especially their accountability and transparency), was supposedly signed by 50.
As V Gayathry said (see my immediate previous post
Signing a Mahathirism document when he's yet to be held accountable for his actions?) those Pakatan leaders who signed despite their unfulfilled demand that Mahathir apologises for his mistakes as PM, and who claimed deceitfully they have signed as individuals and not for their parties: You can’t be leaders of influential movements and claim to be individuals only in this political move.
But at least 50 is more than Anwar Ibrahim's supposed 30 BN MPs hopping across to Pakatan in 2008, wakakaka.
But wait, it's not 50 because two names on that Declaration have their actual persons coming out to say, words to the effect, "Bullshit, I did not sign the document", wakakaka.
One of the two, Ku Li claimed he didn't go to the gathering nor was he even aware of it. The other was Zaman Khan, ex cop and former (retired) prison chief who was shocked to see his name as one of the signatories when he did not support the Declaration.
50 minus 2 equals 48, and I have to wonder how many more names were there but not signed by their owners, wakakaka.
Aiyah, so hard up, so desperate lah. But where the f**k are the 40,000 Banglas when they're needed, wakakaka.
To close, here's a poem titled 'Bangla in Pilihanraya' I wrote in my other blog, KTemoc Komposes, for your perusal, wakakaka.
Hello, my name is Mr Farooq Majumdar
I was born in Kampung Paya Terubong
Which by the way, Sahib, is not very far
Just the distance for a Bangladeshi song
Yes Sahib, indeed I am very very Malaysian
Which is why today I have come to vote
‘Coz there is also lucrative compensation
And I really don’t mind coins or bank note
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what's the f**king rush? where's the consultation? what's mahathir's commitment to reform? |
As V Gayathry said (see my immediate previous post
Signing a Mahathirism document when he's yet to be held accountable for his actions?) those Pakatan leaders who signed despite their unfulfilled demand that Mahathir apologises for his mistakes as PM, and who claimed deceitfully they have signed as individuals and not for their parties: You can’t be leaders of influential movements and claim to be individuals only in this political move.
But at least 50 is more than Anwar Ibrahim's supposed 30 BN MPs hopping across to Pakatan in 2008, wakakaka.
But wait, it's not 50 because two names on that Declaration have their actual persons coming out to say, words to the effect, "Bullshit, I did not sign the document", wakakaka.
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woi nyonya Maria Chin, mana you? wakakaka |
One of the two, Ku Li claimed he didn't go to the gathering nor was he even aware of it. The other was Zaman Khan, ex cop and former (retired) prison chief who was shocked to see his name as one of the signatories when he did not support the Declaration.
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"I was there!" wakakaka |
50 minus 2 equals 48, and I have to wonder how many more names were there but not signed by their owners, wakakaka.
Aiyah, so hard up, so desperate lah. But where the f**k are the 40,000 Banglas when they're needed, wakakaka.
To close, here's a poem titled 'Bangla in Pilihanraya' I wrote in my other blog, KTemoc Komposes, for your perusal, wakakaka.
Hello, my name is Mr Farooq Majumdar
I was born in Kampung Paya Terubong
Which by the way, Sahib, is not very far
Just the distance for a Bangladeshi song
Yes Sahib, indeed I am very very Malaysian
Which is why today I have come to vote
‘Coz there is also lucrative compensation
And I really don’t mind coins or bank note
Come to think of it, I've a Malaysian mien
I work goreng-ing at a char koay teow stall
And pahkok with Ah Peh Ah Ee in Hokkien
While my towkay sits behind doing f*-all
* Malaysian and Penang Hokkien words (italicized) explained in Ktemoc Komposes
Best of all I don’t have to go home, I mean
Kampung Paya Terubong is now my address,
And that’s what makes me really super keen
To vote as told, for a citizenship to possess
And that’s what makes me really super keen
To vote as told, for a citizenship to possess
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"Farooq you naughty rascal, come home immediately" wakakaka (with sincere apologies to Madame Sheik Hasina) |